One Sentance Starters

• Your child is yours until you invite the goverment into your life to determine who she actually belongs to.
• She was my favorite cousin and my best friend, but that didn't stop her from screwing my fiance then marrying him.
• The pedestrian looked concerned, as he bounced off the bonnet of my car.
• I was nearly sent to the hospital because I could not convince the school nurse that my head had always been this shape.
• After deliberating for hours on how to finish with her epileptic boyfriend, she phoned him only to discover he'd had a fit and lost his memory.